This is not my bottle of Budweiser. Not that I don't enjoy a beer every now and again, but when I do, it's not this brand.
When I was little, we had a neighbor who used to drink a few Budweisers every evening. My parents didn't drink, so to my siblings and I, this was pretty unusual. Our neighbor would ask his son (our friend) to go "get me a cold one," which would crack the four of us up, every time. For some reason, the thought of getting someone a "cold one" was hilarious.
And if you're wondering, yes, we do ask each other to "get me a cold one" every so often, now that we're adults. It's a joke that never gets old.
(EDM 178-Something red)